1 00:00:01,291 --> 00:00:03,000 Previously on KC Undercover... 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,291 -Tell us who The Mask is! -The Mask is-- Aah! 3 00:00:06,291 --> 00:00:08,708 Wow! She's a really good swimmer! 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:10,333 Well, as far as I'm concerned, 5 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:11,458 there's only one person at The Organization 6 00:00:11,458 --> 00:00:13,000 that we know we can trust. 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,208 [powering up] 8 00:00:14,208 --> 00:00:16,875 Now you work for The Mask. 9 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:18,083 What's your new assignment? 10 00:00:18,083 --> 00:00:20,500 To eliminate the Coopers. 11 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,375 KC, it's Brady. 12 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,083 You and your family better watch your back because I-- 13 00:00:25,375 --> 00:00:27,166 Aah! 14 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:37,958 [Judy, thinking] All right, time to start taking out the Coopers. 15 00:00:37,958 --> 00:00:40,458 Which, for KC, will be the first time she's been taken out in ages. 16 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:43,875 [chuckles] You still got it, Judy. 17 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:48,708 Okay, how can I take care of them all at one time? 18 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:51,708 Eh, I'll just do it the old-fashioned way. 19 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,833 With my bare hands! 20 00:00:59,458 --> 00:01:00,458 [doorbell rings] 21 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,958 Judy, get the door! 22 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:11,208 Good news! Brady is in the hospital, clinging to dear life. 23 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:15,583 I thought he was on our side. 24 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:17,958 He's a solid, decent guy. 25 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:19,000 How is this good news? 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,625 Turns out Brady is The Mask. 27 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:24,083 I knew that no-good, rotten liar couldn't be trusted! 28 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,458 Well, he is no longer a threat. 29 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:28,125 The Mask is done. 30 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:30,125 -All right! -Yeah! 31 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:31,500 -You guys hear that? -Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,958 [KC] It's over. 33 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:35,500 That means... Stanford, here I come! 34 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,291 All right! 35 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:40,125 Yes! Let's go! 36 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:43,250 Aw, it's gonna be kinda lonely without any kids around the house. 37 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,166 I'm not graduating for another year. 38 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:47,000 Oh, yeah, right. You'll still be here. 39 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:53,708 Just because they think we captured The Mask 40 00:01:53,708 --> 00:01:55,625 doesn't mean your job is done. 41 00:01:55,625 --> 00:01:57,708 You still need to eliminate the Coopers. 42 00:01:57,708 --> 00:01:59,291 With pleasure. 43 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,208 ♪♪ 44 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,500 ♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪ 45 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:07,458 ♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪ 46 00:02:07,458 --> 00:02:10,625 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ♪ 47 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:16,208 ♪ I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ♪ 48 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:19,000 ♪ Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪ 49 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 50 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,166 ♪ So many things I wanna tell you ♪ 51 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:29,458 ♪ But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ♪ 52 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:31,583 ♪ Livin' my life, on red alert ♪ 53 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:33,750 ♪ Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ♪ 54 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,583 ♪ Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ♪ 55 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:38,000 ♪ But I always got your back ♪ 56 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,208 ♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪ 57 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:42,416 ♪ I gotta find out who I am ♪ 58 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:44,833 ♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪ 59 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,708 ♪ It's all part of the plan ♪ 60 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,583 I keep it undercover. 61 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,250 I keep it undercover. 62 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:55,708 Oh, you got a cap and gown. 63 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,583 Look at you, Marisa. 64 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:59,583 You're graduating. I'm really proud of you. 65 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:01,958 Yeah, this'll look great on me... after a few alterations. 66 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,166 They'll let me walk in this, right? 67 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:11,208 I don't think walking will be a problem. 68 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:14,333 I think it's more of the sitting that could be an issue. 69 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:20,458 Well, it looks like both of us are gonna be moving on, 70 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,583 because I decided I'm going to leave The Organization 71 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:24,583 and go to Stanford. 72 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,708 Yay! How did you finally decide? 73 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:28,750 Well, now that The Mask has been captured, 74 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,708 there's really nothing left for me to do. 75 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:33,958 And by the way, you were right to break up with Brady. 76 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:36,875 It turns out he was The Mask. 77 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:39,750 What?! No, no, no, I don't believe this. 78 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:41,750 Literally yesterday, he told me he was quitting being a spy 79 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,875 to be with me in New York. 80 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:47,000 I'm really sorry, Marisa, but he was just lying to you again. 81 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,208 No. No, no, this can't be true. 82 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,458 Where is he? 83 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:51,583 He's in the hospital, unconscious. 84 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,333 What?! I have to talk to him! 85 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,000 Okay, you do know what unconscious means, right? 86 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:04,083 Going somewhere? 87 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:05,750 Yeah. We're gonna pick up KC's graduation gift. 88 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,291 Well, you might be able to drive your car, 89 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,750 but thanks to me, you won't be able to stop it. 90 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:13,750 [clicking] 91 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,500 Guess them's the brakes! 92 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,958 What's wrong? 93 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,458 I can't find my car keys. 94 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,375 Why don't we try that new car service app? 95 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:22,708 Sounds too expensive. 96 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:24,625 Well, the first ride is free. 97 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,458 And if you set up your account, so is the ride home. 98 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:27,875 What are we waiting for? 99 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,875 Who knew that being a tightwad would save his life? 100 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,500 Well, at least for now. 101 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:43,166 Brady, I don't know if you can hear me, 102 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,000 but I just want to let you know, 103 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,625 I don't care if people think you're The Mask. 104 00:04:46,625 --> 00:04:48,583 I know it's not true, 105 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,875 and I promise you, I have your back, 106 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,708 and no matter what, 107 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:57,500 I will never, ever, ever leave your side. 108 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,291 [woman over P.A.] Visiting hours are now over. 109 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:01,166 Okay, gotta go. 110 00:05:02,333 --> 00:05:03,833 [moans] 111 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:06,583 Brady? Brady! You're awake! 112 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,125 Oh. [kissing] 113 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:10,208 -Ow! Ow! -Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! 114 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,000 I'm just-- I'm really excited you're okay. 115 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,625 Mmm mmm! 116 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:16,083 What? What? Why are you blinking so much? 117 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,458 Are you trying to tell me something? 118 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:18,458 No, don't-- don't-- don't talk. 119 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:20,708 Your jaw is broken, okay? 120 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,750 I know. I know. You can write it down. 121 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,291 [groaning] 122 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,583 [moaning loudly] 123 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:29,708 Ow! Ooh! Aah! 124 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:31,750 Okay. Sorry! Sorry. 125 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:34,291 -[panting] -Wait, I know. 126 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:35,625 You can blink, 127 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:37,458 so you can use a blinking code. 128 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:40,875 Okay, so just blink once for A and twice for B, 129 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:41,875 and then you know the rest. 130 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,875 And, oh, I know. 131 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:46,458 We could come up with some shorthand phrases. 132 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:49,458 So if you-- if you blink once with your left eye, 133 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:51,875 and twice with your right eye, it means 134 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:55,958 I... love... you! 135 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:59,250 So, you know, if you ever needed to say that to me, 136 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,708 you totally could. 137 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,166 [chuckles] 138 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:04,708 Yeah, yeah, totally. Too soon. 139 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,000 Too soon. 140 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:12,000 [clears throat] 141 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,208 All of us graduates are having mixed feelings. 142 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,166 Some are afraid. Some are excited. 143 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:20,291 Some are writing terrible speeches! 144 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,750 No, this is great. 145 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:28,250 I am going to completely die of embarrassment on that stage. 146 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:32,208 Actually, you're gonna die of being repeatedly punched right here! 147 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:36,166 This is for The Mask! 148 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:37,166 [shouting] 149 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:38,208 [groaning] 150 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:42,833 Oh! 151 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:46,583 [gasping] 152 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:49,166 [screaming] 153 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,708 What... is goin' on? 154 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:05,166 Why was Judy attacking you? 155 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:10,333 Yeah, I mean, your speech isn't great, but it's not that bad. 156 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:11,875 Guys, I'm serious, she was trying to eliminate me. 157 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:13,875 But why would she do that? 158 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:15,958 I don't know. She said it was for The Mask. 159 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:17,500 I'm starting to think that this Mask thing is far from over. 160 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:23,583 Okay, so far, we have, "The real Mask is..." 161 00:07:23,583 --> 00:07:27,458 -Mm-hmm. -What's the next letter? 162 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:31,458 Ten blinks. That's... ♪ A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J ♪ 163 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:33,500 J! J! J! J! 164 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,333 -"The real Mask is J!" -Mm-hmm. 165 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,708 What's next? One, two... 12. 166 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,166 That's O? O? 167 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,500 -H? H? -Mm-hmm! 168 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:48,000 Ah-choo! 169 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,958 Wait, did you blink because I sneezed in your face, 170 00:07:49,958 --> 00:07:51,750 or was that a real blink? 171 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,875 Blink once for yes, and twice-- 172 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:55,125 You know what? No, just never mind. Let's start over. 173 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:56,166 We have a J. 174 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,375 [whirring] 175 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:04,458 Okay, now I just have to reboot her, 176 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,000 and she should be back to normal. 177 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,250 But before I hit this button, 178 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:12,833 are we absolutely positive that we want to-- 179 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,958 You better reboot her before you get a reboot in your rear end! 180 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,375 [powering up] 181 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:25,958 Wait. What's going on? 182 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:29,416 And why are you all staring at me like I tried to eliminate someone? 183 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:31,291 Because you did. Me! 184 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:36,625 That makes no sense. I would never do that. 185 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:38,500 Well, we never thought that you'd leave us, 186 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,333 so I guess we don't know what you're capable of. 187 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:44,125 No. The only reason I put in a transfer was-- 188 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,875 Never mind, it's not important. 189 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:47,708 Hey, excuse me, 190 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:49,875 but you just threw me around like a piñata. 191 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:52,958 Okay? I think it's pretty important. 192 00:08:52,958 --> 00:08:55,708 Fine. I put in for a transfer because 193 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:58,125 I started experiencing... 194 00:08:58,125 --> 00:09:00,708 What? What did you start experiencing? 195 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:05,000 Feelings! Feelings, okay? 196 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,708 So what's wrong with that? 197 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:09,083 Robots aren't supposed to have feelings. 198 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,708 But I was feeling them. 199 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:12,250 And they were warm. And they were fuzzy. 200 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,708 And I hated them! 201 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:18,000 Except I loved them. 202 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,583 Because I love you guys. 203 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:27,166 Wow. Now I feel really bad about ripping your head off. 204 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:31,000 Look. Judy, I know this must be weird for you, 205 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,208 but we all get it. 206 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:35,000 You know why? 207 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,458 Because we all loved you since the day you got here. 208 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,333 Are you trying to make me cry? 209 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:43,458 Because it's working, darn you! 210 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,333 Aw, look at that. Judy's just as human as the rest of us. 211 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:47,166 Yeah, bring it in. 212 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,291 Get a little human stuff. 213 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:52,500 Okay! Enough of that lovey-dovey garbage. 214 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:56,083 We need to figure out who reprogrammed me. 215 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:58,000 Guys, stop everything you're doing. 216 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 I just left Brady, and he is not The Mask, 217 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,375 but I know who is. 218 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,375 Okay, well, who is it? 219 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:07,375 It is John's Son! 220 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,458 John's Son? 221 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:12,875 Yeah! I don't know who John is, 222 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:15,000 but it is definitely his son. 223 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,583 John's Son? 224 00:10:18,583 --> 00:10:20,708 Yeah. With one S. 225 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:26,083 John's Son with one S... 226 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,583 would be Johnson! 227 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:33,125 Yep, yeah. That makes way more sense. 228 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,583 Guys, it's Johnson. 229 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,833 Wait a minute. How do we know 230 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,708 if Brady is telling the truth? 231 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:41,083 Well, if Johnson is The Mask, 232 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:44,375 he's not just gonna sit around and let Brady get better. 233 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,708 It's been great working with you, Brady. 234 00:10:54,708 --> 00:11:00,000 Unfortunately, I've decided to terminate your position. 235 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,291 Permanently. 236 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:05,500 Not today, sucker! 237 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,125 Look what we have here. 238 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,875 KC under covers. 239 00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:13,708 It's over, Johnson. 240 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:16,375 We can do this the easy way... 241 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,166 [knuckles crack] 242 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,625 ...or the fun way. 243 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:24,083 Just admit it, Johnson. We know you're The Mask. 244 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,583 I don't know what you're talking about. 245 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:29,208 I came here to visit a fallen colleague, and then you attacked me. 246 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:32,750 At least that's what I'm gonna tell Agent Beverly. 247 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:36,750 Like she gonna believe that. 248 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,416 It'll be my word against yours. 249 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,458 Besides, all she cares about 250 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:42,875 is being the international head of The Organization-- 251 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,708 a position I should have gotten. 252 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:48,000 She'll be only too happy to believe me. 253 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,875 You were never getting that promotion, Johnson. 254 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:56,166 You know why? Something's wrong in your head! 255 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:57,708 Plus, you're not very bright. 256 00:11:57,708 --> 00:12:00,000 You just confessed your crimes. 257 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,500 Well, looks like our handler has been handled. 258 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,291 You're going to jail, Johnson. 259 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:08,291 And I'm going back home to finish my graduation speech. 260 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:11,000 You guys got him? 261 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,833 Don't worry. We'll take care of him. 262 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:21,000 Thank you. 263 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,708 Let's get out of here. 264 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,833 I want to make sure my good shirt is pressed. 265 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:28,083 Want to look my best when I show up for KC's graduation. 266 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,000 Four years went by so fast, 267 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 but we learned so much. 268 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,708 About history, math. 269 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,458 But most of all, each other. 270 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,833 At this point it really... 271 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,250 Are you crying, Craig? 272 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,458 No! My allergies. 273 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:49,708 Yeah? What are you allergic to? 274 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:52,625 The idea that KC's leaving home? 275 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,875 What are you, made of stone, woman?! 276 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,875 Oh. 277 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:57,875 I know. 278 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,208 Man, how do I always get stuck behind the tall people? 279 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,750 Allow me. 280 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:08,208 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Stretch, take a hike! 281 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:17,000 And remember, the future... 282 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,166 is ours for the taking! 283 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,416 -[applause] -Thank you. 284 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:24,125 Thank you. 285 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:29,166 And now I'd like to welcome our valedictorian, KC Cooper. 286 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,708 [cheers and applause] 287 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,083 That's my baby! 288 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,416 [clears throat] 289 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:41,000 Fellow graduates, the dictionary defines success 290 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 as a favorable or prosperous termination of endeavors. 291 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Of course, everyone knows that already, 292 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,166 because we all have dictionary apps on our phones, too. 293 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,208 [chuckles] 294 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,000 Open with a joke? Check! 295 00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,125 Are you kidding me?! 296 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,000 Why can't we have one family event 297 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:08,250 where no one tries to blow us to smithereens?! 298 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,625 KC Cooper, you took everything from me, 299 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,708 and now you're gonna pay! 300 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:15,416 Enough is enough with you, Johnson! 301 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,250 You tried to turn me against my family, 302 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,333 and now you're gonna get a fistful of Judy! 303 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,500 Aah! 304 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,416 [knocking] 305 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:27,500 Let me back in! 306 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,583 [knocking] 307 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,708 You take care of them. 308 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,125 KC's mine. 309 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,708 [audience gasps] 310 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,875 [feedback squealing] 311 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,583 [grunts] 312 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,291 Aah! 313 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:30,458 [shouting] 314 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,708 Aah! 315 00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,583 [groaning] 316 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,416 Now If you'll excuse me, I got a speech to finish. 317 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:41,500 [groaning] 318 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,500 [chuckles] Where was I? 319 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,833 [clears throat] 320 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,625 Fellow graduates, 321 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:12,625 the dictionary defines success as the favorable... 322 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:18,708 Forget it. Um... 323 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:21,875 It's not like we can really ignore what just happened here, right? 324 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:25,958 Okay, um, here's the deal. 325 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:27,875 A lot of you are probably wondering 326 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,000 why I never went to parties, or joined the chess club, 327 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,500 or the Mathletes. 328 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,333 That's because I've been kinda busy, 329 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,625 saving the world. 330 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,250 For the past three years, 331 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,708 I have been leading a double life... 332 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,625 as a teenage spy. 333 00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:48,708 [audience gasps] 334 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,958 I knew it! I knew something was up with you, KC! 335 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,833 Cousin Cassandra, my foot! 336 00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,750 Can it, Byron! You've bored us enough with your words today! 337 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,291 Go on, KC. 338 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:08,166 You guys have no idea what it's like 339 00:17:08,166 --> 00:17:09,750 having to live a lie. 340 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:13,125 I mean, constantly having to go undercover 341 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,375 as someone else when 342 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,416 I don't even know who I am yet. 343 00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:19,250 You know, I'm not going to lie. 344 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:23,416 It's been hard. Really, really hard. 345 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,708 And I've been struggling with this speech, 346 00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:28,708 because how am I supposed to give you guys advice about the future 347 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:31,375 when I haven't even decided what mine is yet? 348 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,750 Look, I thought I had to continue being a spy, 349 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:38,000 because that's what I am-- a spy. 350 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,125 But then I was like, 351 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,000 I also worked really hard in school 352 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,375 and I deserve to go to college. 353 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,583 And up until about five minutes ago, 354 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,458 that's what I was gonna do. 355 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:55,000 But what just happened here changed my mind... again. 356 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:00,625 And now, I'm 100% sure about my decision. 357 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:04,083 I'm gonna be a spy. 358 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,875 And I'm gonna go to college. 359 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,833 And I'm gonna do both, 360 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:12,125 because that's what I've been doing all along, right? 361 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,500 And it hasn't always been easy, 362 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,625 and it hasn't always been perfect, 363 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,875 but, um, I think if you believe in yourself, 364 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,708 you can have it all. 365 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:27,458 Or you know what? You should at least try to. 366 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:31,208 So, if you remember anything from today, remember that. 367 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:32,458 Try to have it all. 368 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,375 Okay, who am I kidding? You're definitely not gonna remember that. 369 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,708 In fact, you're not gonna remember any of this. 370 00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:39,833 [chuckles] 371 00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:42,000 [murmuring] 372 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,458 Judy? Time for the memory spray. 373 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,875 Would you do the honors? 374 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,625 I can't believe we're both going to college today. 375 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:12,625 Yeah. Oh, and I know it took me forever, 376 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,875 but I finally signed your yearbook. 377 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,125 [sing-song] Better late than never! 378 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:19,750 Aww. 379 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,375 Check out what I wrote in your yearbook. 380 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,000 "Dear KC... 381 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,625 ...Love, Marisa." 382 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:33,458 Um, Marisa, I know you're not a huge fan of writing, 383 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:37,000 but please tell me you do know how. 384 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,166 But I don't get it. 385 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,833 How could it have taken you two months to come up with a blank page? 386 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,833 That's where you're wrong, Smarty Pants. 387 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,625 It's not blank, it's ready to be filled in. 388 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,583 Okay, Marisa, I'm not going to sign my own yearbook for you. 389 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,458 No. Filled in with our future. 390 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:59,125 Look, I couldn't figure out what to write. 391 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,458 It was driving me crazy, 392 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,250 'cause you're my best friend, 393 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,125 and it should be easy, right? 394 00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:09,458 And then I realized if I write something down on that page, 395 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,250 that means our story is over. 396 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,708 And it is not over. 397 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:16,208 It is just starting. 398 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:19,083 And it doesn't matter if we live right next door to each other, 399 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,458 or across the world, 400 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:24,250 you'll always be my best friend. 401 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,875 [horn honks] 402 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:30,000 -Guess I gotta go. -Yeah. 403 00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,875 Marisa, I'm so proud of you. 404 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,708 Seriously, you are gonna be so happy with Brady in New York, 405 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,625 and you're gonna do amazing things at F.I.T. 406 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:44,708 And maybe you can start by redesigning my spy suit. 407 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,000 The one I have now rides up in all the wrong places. 408 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,125 [laughing] 409 00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,500 [both speaking indistinctly] 410 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:58,708 We'll see each other soon, right? 411 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,125 Right. 412 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,333 -[horn honks] -I really gotta go. 413 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,625 -Okay. -Okay. 414 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,125 -Let's go. -Let's go. 415 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:14,416 [Marisa] Okay. 416 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,750 I can't believe this is really it. 417 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,750 I love you so much. 418 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,000 I love you more. 419 00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,000 [horn honks] 420 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,458 I am coming, Mother! 421 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,250 Don't be so excited to get rid of me! 422 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,833 Okay, we really should get you to the airport. 423 00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:44,625 Yeah, I don't know why you won't let us take you to Stanford. 424 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:45,833 That's what parents are supposed to do. 425 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:47,416 Make you feel safe. 426 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:48,708 Dad, I'm a spy, okay? 427 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,083 And I've been to California before. 428 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,583 And it'll be easier this time, 429 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:52,958 because the plane will actually land. 430 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:56,875 You know you're always going to be my little girl. 431 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,583 [grunting] 432 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,500 -[imitating slow motion] Raah! -Ohhh! 433 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,083 Hey. 434 00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,583 [whispering] 435 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,583 I promise, Dad. 436 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:28,166 You know, I remember the first time I held you. 437 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:30,583 The doctor put you in my arms and he said, 438 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,750 "You have a little girl," and I cried. 439 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:39,333 And here it is, 18 years later, 440 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,875 and I'm still tearing up. 441 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,000 Okay, Mom, stop. You're going to make me cry. 442 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,583 Okay, okay. 443 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,375 You're made of stone, woman! 444 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,583 All right, but before you go, 445 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:53,208 let me brief you on your first mission 446 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,208 when you get to college. 447 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,125 -Seriously? -Yeah. 448 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,458 You promise me that you won't spend the next four years 449 00:22:58,458 --> 00:22:59,708 with your nose in a book, 450 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:01,625 and your eye on the next mission, 451 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,166 because you gotta have fun, too, baby. 452 00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:05,875 Okay, I promise. 453 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:14,000 Judy, take that big bag to the car. 454 00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:20,458 Anything to get this cry fest over with. 455 00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:22,583 Oh, come on, you're not gonna miss me a little bit? 456 00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,250 Nope! Good riddance! 457 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:30,458 Really? Really? That's all I get? 458 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:33,958 Relax. She asked me to boost her cranky levels this morning. 459 00:23:33,958 --> 00:23:36,583 Didn't want to make a scene in front of you. 460 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,625 You know, little bro, you're gonna have to step up, 461 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,708 in the field and at home. 462 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:43,500 Mom and Dad are gonna be a mess now that I'm leaving. 463 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:47,000 I know. I stashed tissue boxes all over the house for Mom, 464 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,875 and I got a pizza and two orders of wings coming for Dad. 465 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,750 Okay. Look at you, steppin' up already. 466 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:57,625 I know we've had our differences, KC, 467 00:23:57,625 --> 00:24:01,375 but the truth is, I really look up to you. 468 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:04,833 Because I'm 12 feet tall? 469 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,958 No. Because you're an amazing person. 470 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,500 And I'm lucky to have you as my sister. 471 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,708 Thanks, man. 472 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,958 You know, I don't say this enough, 473 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:18,458 but you're a really great agent, 474 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,958 but you're an even better brother. 475 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:30,458 Love you. 476 00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:31,583 Love you, too. 477 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:43,000 [sighs] 478 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:50,375 ♪♪ 479 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,000 Here's to having it all. 480 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,000 [woman] Rob, your name's on TV!